Guns & Roses

Posted on 5/10/2010 at 6:36:43 PM

by Michael Fahrion

Bein’ a special day fer Moms, Little Britches and Marshal Payne decided to call a truce, pardner up and ride into town to see if they could round up a few Moms and give ‘em a big Marauder howdy. The town was regular stampede of Moms all gussied up with their kin in tow. Why it was so down right crowded it was hard to find an empty spot at a hitchin’ post. There were Moms a paradin’ down the street, a shoppin’ in the stores, waitin’ fer a place at the local chuck wagons, and of course chowin’ down.

They finally found place to to park their ride and trailed off on foot. Little Britches quickly strode over to a likely bunch and said; “Any Moms riding with this outfit? We’re holding up Moms to give ‘em a howdy and a little token on their special day.” Why with that fine remark the Moms quickly fessed up. Little Britches was a totin’ an old bank “withdrawal” bag that was full of Marauder cards with little roses attached. All them Maws were left holdin’ one of them cards and wearin’ a big smile. Little Britches also had a pocket full of Marauder reward tokens. If the Maws said the youngins were bein’ good she gave them a reward token fer it.

The Marshal & Little Britches trailed on up to the Old Plantation where good sized herd of Moms and their young ‘ins were corralled the porch, which made fer an easy roundin’ up. They soon roped a sizable bunch of Moms and went into their Mom Day Howdy. Leavin’ that herd with Marauder cards and happy faces, Little Britches and the Marshal headed down the street. Comin’ onto the stores they found a crowd of stray Moms which they cut out and Marauder Carded. The two Marauders moseyed on to the Riverside restaurant leaving more happy folks on their back trail. There was a small herd in a jail right in front of the Riverside chuck wagon. Marshal said he reconned they’s was put there so’s not to get away befer a table was ready. Seemed like a good bunch even if they was jailed so Little Britches gave the Moms a card and the youngins a reward token.

Inside the Riverside was another passel of Moms ready fer a Marauder Card and a Howdy. The Marshal went up to one table with a passel of adults and a couple of kids and said; “Looks like there’s Mom or two here, or they’ve been out roundin’ up strays.” Turned out there were four Moms in that bunch.

Little Britches and Marshal Payne started out with 75 Marauder special Mom Day Howdy cards and in just 45 minutes they was plum out. Why they sure could a used a bunch more. All the folks really enjoyed it and some remembered when they did the round up last year.