Medicine Park Marauders Invade Cache

Posted on 9/24/2009 at 7:24:45 PM

by Michael Fahrion

Saturday, Sept. 19, 2009 Cache, OK celebrated Old West Days with two Medicine Park Marauder Gunfight Shows. Madam Olga, Marshal Payne, Little Britches, Seth, Slim, Rattlesnake, Doc Holyday, Miss Vickye, Pack Mule and Cactus Jack rode into Cache to shoot up the town.

The first show was scheduled for 2:00, but we went on a little ahead of time when the act preceding us ended early. The first show was a gunfight showdown, where Rattlesnake & Marshal Payne face off in the middle of the street. Doc had broken his toe earlier and wrapping the foot in a cowboy bandanna, he played on like real trooper. We quickly adjusted the script and added the line for the Marshal; “Rattlesnake’s such a poor shot the last time he fired at me he hit Doc standin’ way off to the side.”

Of course, the two contestants needing a fair start decided they’s draw and fire on Slim’s count of three. But Slim couldn’t count that far. Little Britches, the only one of the bunch who can count and read, stepped in to start the showdown. But the Marshal, wise to her tricks, did not trust her to not cheat. Slim took on himself to pulled a woman, who said she could count, from the audience to get the shootin’ started. She was position to one side, but the Marshal figured that since neither he or Rattlesnake could count how would they know when she got to three? Especially if she did some of that fancy countin’ like algebra.

After a bit of discussion it was decided that the shotting would commence at the dropping a hat. Rattlesnake & the Marshal would draw and fire when the hat hit the ground. At that point Marshal Payne dropped his hat and fired when it hit the ground. This brought a chorus of protest from the outlaws to whit the Marshal said; “Nobody say what hat.” The rest of the law agreed and Madam Olga git the audience to add their vote. It was clarified that it was to be the hat dropped by the lady from the audience.

The showdown was about to commence when Rattlesnake said; “I can’t be watchin’ her hat over to the side and the Marshal at the same time so’s he don’t cheat again.” The Marshal and the lawmen proclaimed it was the outlaws that were cheaters. It was decided to move the started into the middle, right between the two gunfighters where they could watch her and each other at the same time. It was suggested that if she stood sideways maybe they could shoot around her, and she was ask if she could duck real quick.

With the drop of the hat two six-guns roared and both sides claimed victory. Of course this lead to a big shootout over who had won the showdown. Shots echoed and gun smoke filled the air until everyone’s six-guns only held empty cartridges. The spent shells were tossed on the sidewalk where they were quickly gather by souvenir hunting kids.

The second show was set for 4:00, but this time the preceding act ran longer and we did not get underway until about 4:20. For act two we did the Jail Break. We started off distributing wanted posters for some of the outlaws who were scattered around the audience, and asking for help in rounding them up. Madam Olga was using the microphone on the stage to make sure those in the back could keep track of the plot. Kids jumped in along with a bunch of over enthusiastic teenage girls. Seth, Little Britches and Cactus Jack were quickly brought in. The law was left figuring what to do with since they’d only brought a small portable holding cell big enough for one.

Since Little Britches was too short to be big trouble, and Cactus jack was new to the gang, the law decided to arrest the gang’s leader, Seth. Besides as leader the reward was bigger on him. Seth was no sooner in the holding cell behind the stage then the gang sent a floozy by to distract the lawmen away. The floozy persuaded the law to go off with her to celebrate the capture of Seth and spend the reward money. But law decided they had to leave someone behind to guard the prisoner. Since Doc couldn’t go dancin’ with a floozy with his wounded foot, he was left behind.

As the Floozy lured the lawmen off to the local saloon the rest of Seth’s gang quickly over powered Doc. They tried to spring Seth but the cell door was jammed. Needing more help they rounded up a herd of local kids, attached a rope the cell door and had them pull together. The door was sprung and has the made off a shot was fired which brought the rest of the law back. The Seth Gang made a clean get way in a hail of gunfire as the law ran out of bullets once again.